Expendables 2 - My Review

Expendables 2  -  2012  Directed By Simon West

Based on the worldwide grosses of the first Expendables movie there is clearly a market for films like this. People want to see stars they like doing what they do best.

Still, can't they even attempt to make the movie good? One 80's action star after another is trotted out along with bad acting, awful dialogue and each scene is ear numbing mindless noise that makes elevator music seem like Grammy material. Seriously, put some effort into this Hollywood!

I am going to run down the plot so see if you can follow it. Shooting, bad dialogue, shooting, stabbings, explosions, bad dialogue, maimings, explosions, explosions, more bad dialogue and more explosions and shootings and stabbings. If that sounds like your cup of tea, enjoy!

Rating: 2 out of 10